Rude cat is rude

P feeds the cats at 10p. We adopted this policy after feeding them in the morning led to earlier and earlier wakeups. As both P and I are confirmed night owls, this clearly would not do. I have learned that cats have an unerring inner clock. At five minutes after ten tonight, Amelie decided that she’d spent enough time waiting on us lazy humans. She hopped up on the couch and applied herself wholeheartedly to being a pest.


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I just love her right now, 100%, even though she’s rude. That’s what you get for giving your cat a French name. She probably smokes Gauloises when you leave the house.

She probably does, the little jerk. Her full name is Amelie F. Evans. The F stands for Fuckface.

She earned it.

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